ESPN - Former Notre Dame quarterback Everett Golson will transfer and play his final college season with the Florida State Seminoles." After much thought and careful consideration, I will utilize my fifth year of eligibility to join the Florida State University Seminoles," Golson said in a statement Tuesday. "To Coach Jimbo Fisher, the Florida State football team, staff, alumni and fans, thank you for allowing me to become part of the Seminoles family.
I'm not gonna do...what everyone thinks I'm gonna do...and freak out, because I completely understand where Golson is coming from. He already has a degree from Notre Dame, he's got serious competition at the QB position, and a guy with his academic track record can find much easier places to enroll in grad school for a year. He had some great games in South Bend and he had some terrible ones. He made them relevant, he made them better and he occasionally made our heads explode. I'm not mad at you Everett...enjoy Tallahassee.
What I AM going to complain about is that statement. "I will utilize my fifth year." Oh will you, Everett? You will utilize it? Call me crazy, but people who use the word "utilize" need to be put to death immediately, along with people who start every sentence or social media post with the word "so" or people who use the #GameDaySigns hashtag to tell us they're wearing their Michigan State jersey.
Wear it right to the gallows, moron.
In related news...I really need college football back in my life before I have a nervous breakdown.